Royal Rodent Ruckus: Prince Andrew's Sandringham Home Plagued by Vermin Infestation

In a shocking turn of events, Prince Andrew, the disgraced ex-royal, is facing a fresh crisis at his Sandringham home, Marsh Farm. Following a six-month ban from horse-riding, Andrew had begun to resume his old activities, only to be hit with the news of a severe vermin infestation at his residence. The issue has been attributed to the nearby crops and food sources, which have attracted rats and mice to the estate's gardens. Tenants at the estate have complained about the problem, which has been exacerbated by a long-standing ban on keeping cats as pets, a rule that dates back to the time of Queen Elizabeth II. The estate manager, Rob Timmins, has stated that the responsibility for pest control lies with the occupier, not the property owner, leaving Prince Andrew to deal with the problem.